Like my ’80s style?
Dear Santa,
I had no intention of ending right smack on the tip-top of your naughty list but I just couldn’t help myself. Attending a party in the former home of my idol, I saw her old dress hanging up in the bathroom.
Isn’t this a vintage beaut?
I had every intention of simply holding the dress up over my head but seeing that it was wrapped in a plastic garment bag, I didn’t want to suffocate myself (see, even after a few cocktails safety was my first concern – that counts for something, right?).
Think this would fit?
Curiosity got the best of me and I just had to see if I could slip into the dress.
I’m sure anyone near the bathroom wondered what the hell the shrieks of laughter were all about.
And then Santa, I couldn’t stop myself because the dress was actually going to fit! Surely Mrs. Claus has found herself in a similar situation, overly excited about red sequins?
Holy shit – it’s gonna fit!
Seriously! It’s on!
Now after taking a gander at the beauty of this moment, you realize that I never meant to end up on your naughty list, right?
Naughty. But so worth it.
Now what can I do in the next two weeks to get back over to the gift getting nice side?
Love,
CBXB
Cowboys and Crossbones 
Super cute…how could you resist!? 😉
I just couldn’t. Naughty list or not!
Holy God woman, is nothing sacred! That dress/blouse thingy is older than you. Okay..okay the 80’s were workin’ for you, so you’re off the naughty list. Do you think you can stay off of it until after Christmas?
Off the naughty list ’til Christmas?! That’s 13 days of good behavior…oh boy…I am going to try. But I have two more Christmas parties to attend this weekend. So time will tell!
I’d say the odds are worse than the Titans making it to the Superbowl! ;D
You can BET on that one!
Lol!
Nooooo, you didn’t! But you did, you so did!
*applause*
That’s amazing.
PS how is that a dress?!?!?! Wouldn’t her hoo ha be hangin’ out all over the place?!
Well, I think it may have been more of a dress-top than a dress. But when I was 8 cocktails in, it looked like a dress, so I went with it!
Bahahaha last time I was in Austin I bought a “dress” under a similar influence… Uh yeah, no that thing is only safe as a shirt. I still try every once in a while though…
Oh please, please, please post you wearing it!
Haha! I think I have a photo of me purchasing it… I’ll have to snap one next time I attempt to stretch it down over my arse…
Wow. 😉
Yeah….it was a WOW moment indeed!
I like naughty!!!
You’re my kind of guy!
LOL… Most people would judge that comment against my gravatar! 😉
Oh hell to the no!
hehehehe
I’m trying to decide whether you’re brave or …. just naughty. 😉
Um, I think we both know the answer!
You look like my dream 1989 jr. prom date! So lovely and naughty?! Lol.
Mission accomplished! Yes!
If the dress does fit, Santa must acquit. It’s your idol’s fault for leaving a dress in such an obvious (?!) and accessible (!!??) location as the Mansion bathroom, anyway, CBXB.
Oh how I love “if the dress does fit, Santa must acquit.” Favorite holiday quote! I don’t know how they expect to host parties with such temptations hanging around…practically calling my name….!
The Grass Roots, way before your time, put out the perfect song for your Mansion situation … “Temptation Eyes.”
HA! Love it!
Oh, I am sure you are a naughty girl! Now come sit on Bad Santa’s lap and tell him what you want for Christmas! 😉
Is there any other way to be (not in my book)! How fabulous is Bad Santa’s suit? I require sequins, FYI!
Ohhhh, I would have been tempted too. You are SO naughty (but why be anything else, right??)
It’s too boring being nice all of the time! 🙂
It sure is!!