No plans for thee on All Hallows’ Eve?
Might I entice you to my monstrous mini-manse of horrors for a little hair-raising Halloween celebrating?
Upon arriving to my haunted house, you will be greeted by a semi-scary wreath (you can’t live below the Mason Dixon line without a wreath hanging on your door. I’m serious. It’s like a law down here).
A skull bust and candles will acknowledge your arrival as you step into the entryway.
A Ghostess with the Mostess (you know, yours truly) will be your petrifying party guide for the nightmarish heyday.
A party at my palace wouldn’t be complete without a ghoulishly gussied up Glamingo (compliments of my friend G).
Turning into the cocktail lounge area, we’ll kick the eerie evening off with a mysterious martini after you select your glass from which you’ll be guzzling.
As we pass by the buffet, selections of spine-chilling snacks will be stacked in the jack-o-lantern for your ghostly delight.
Wicked wine is amassed in the corner bar if a mysterious martini isn’t for you (although you can have both. In fact, I encourage it).
We’ll then stock the bar cart with our favorite spellbinding spirits to wheel us through the rest of our twilight.
Gory goodies reside in the lobodomized skulls (which will come in handy as the witching hour grows near).
Turning into the kitchen a ghastly ghost of a lazy susan will welcome your entrance.
You’ll get the chills when you walk by my under used oven, which has not often felt the heat of its own fire.
Glitter flaunts itself in the form of a beastly BOO atop my kitchen cabinet.
While eyeballs behind the glass will be watching your every move.
If you try any terrifying tricks, you may meet the Grim Reaper. Or maybe end up oozing out of the freezer.
A devilish crew will be there as you step into the bloodcurling bathroom.
Skeletons costumed as witches will leer from their ledges.
And my little furry warlock will howl when it’s time for a refill.
As midnight draws near, we’ll make our way into my living room full of fear. (Disco balls and guitars are so damned terrifying, right?)
Otherworldly orange hues will illuminate from the tower of the piano.
And shadowy skulls will eye you from the coffee table.
A petrifyingly polite Johnny Cash will escort you to your seat.
Try not to be startled as this skull flickers red from within…
Or when cat eyes glow your way as you settle in.
Candles will be lit before the lights draw dim…
To prepare you for the movie madness about to begin.
No spells or potions can keep you away and being a no-show tomorrow is not a smart play.
See you around dusk then?
If not, heads will roll….
Happy Haunting!
CBXB
Glad to finally see your furry warlock! I thought he was that scrawny, dipped in black, back arched on table kitty!
It would never do to make him that skinny!
He would have a hard time being that skinny, as one of his greatest pleasures in life is eating. Fifteen times per day. Although, he’d love to be that sparkly!
Wow, you really go all the way. I like the buffer area. You’re so creative.
I tend to go overboard….obviously! You’ll have to swing by for a scary cocktail next year…or a holiday cocktail in a few weeks!
Amazing how you’ve decoirated your house! Very inviting! You must have had a wicked Halloween bash – or maybe still having…!? 😀
xox,
theflamboyante.com
A big bash, indeed. You’ll have to come next year!
I fully expected to see Vincent Price come sidling over with a floating ghost or skeleton behind him! 😯 Yikes!
Sorry I missed the scream fest this time, but I was busy cleaning up some petrifying, uh, I mean putrefying yack that was deposited on the rug. Talk about frightening!
Well be sure Jack has his pukefying self in check next year and bring the fur ball with you!
I came for the spooky flamingo, I stayed for the otherwordly orange hues! Excellent!
Love the way you think and glad I could entice your company!
The skull bust ❤ Can't get over it.
Soooooooo impressive, so much effort AND attention to detail. Love your mansion : )
Happy you like it – too bad you aren’t my neighbor so you could come over for a mysterious martini tonight! I kinda love Halloween if you couldn’t tell. Happy Haunting!
Awwww, thanks : ) I definitely would ! ; )
Thank you!
Impressive!
Get on over here so I can haunt you with tricks and treats tonight when your girls are done getting candy!
Oh, my gosh – that would’ve been heavenly!!
This is awesome! I wish I was going to a party at your house! Also, I want that pick your poison sign 🙂
First of all, let me treat you to a birthday drink! Happy Birthday Girl – as if I remember right today is your day? I will even gift you my poison sign if you come all of the way to Nashville. Happy Haunting!
Happy Halloween gorgeous!
Right back at you, my stylish friend. Happy Haunting!